Fligyakrip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful donkey.

Fligyakrip created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligyakrip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fligyakrip, she will laugh at you.

Fligyakrip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fligyakrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near doves while wearing gray shoes and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Worship no other gods but Fligyakrip.