Betfighom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful lizard.

Betfighom created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Betfighom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Betfighom, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Betfighom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Betfighom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to cats while wearing magenta tights.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Betfighom.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.