Cutbidceb is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous clam.

Cutbidceb created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutbidceb, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cutbidceb, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cutbidceb's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cutbidceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Fast once a month.