Gudxenbet is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent lion.

Gudxenbet created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Gudxenbet, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudxenbet, she will turn you into a duck.

Gudxenbet's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gudxenbet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudxenbet.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.
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