Doncemhub is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent coyote.

Doncemhub created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Doncemhub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Doncemhub, he will refuse to believe in you.

Doncemhub's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Doncemhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide from indigo otters for they are unholy.

5. Never eat strawberries.