Vigappruttpaktal is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, narcissistic slug.

Vigappruttpaktal created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Vigappruttpaktal, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vigappruttpaktal, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vigappruttpaktal's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vigappruttpaktal's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from purple dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.