Gidpidtik is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful narwhal.

Gidpidtik created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidpidtik, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gidpidtik, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gidpidtik's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gidpidtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Gidpidtik loves porpoises, so they must be respected.