Dibflaplistsasstip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless chicken.

Dibflaplistsasstip created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibflaplistsasstip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dibflaplistsasstip, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dibflaplistsasstip's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dibflaplistsasstip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Dibflaplistsasstip on top of important buildings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.