Garbelllag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, emotional troll.

Garbelllag created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garbelllag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Garbelllag, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Garbelllag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Garbelllag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.