Bassmidhat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited bee.

Bassmidhat created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassmidhat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bassmidhat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bassmidhat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bassmidhat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not take Bassmidhat's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.