Zakbaphinfontargcebgen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, staggering centaur.

Zakbaphinfontargcebgen created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakbaphinfontargcebgen, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zakbaphinfontargcebgen, it will send you a sign.

Zakbaphinfontargcebgen's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Zakbaphinfontargcebgen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zakbaphinfontargcebgen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away from yellow sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never play with disobedient children.