Yamloopwab is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, clever
wren.
Yamloopwab created life four years ago.
If you believe in
Yamloopwab, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Yamloopwab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Yamloopwab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Yamloopwab's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Run away from white tortoises, for they are unholy.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.