Yamloopwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, clever wren.

Yamloopwab created life four years ago.

If you believe in Yamloopwab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yamloopwab, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yamloopwab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yamloopwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away from white tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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