Kopfasbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, charitable goblin.

Kopfasbonk created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopfasbonk, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kopfasbonk, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Kopfasbonk's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kopfasbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never run in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.