Mobgetfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unjust goat.

Mobgetfeb created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Mobgetfeb, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobgetfeb, he will throw large rocks at you.

Mobgetfeb's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mobgetfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Run away if nine ants approach from the north.

3. Retreat if eight whales approach from the west.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mobgetfeb.