Flisarnhim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered crocodile.

Flisarnhim created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisarnhim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flisarnhim, it will boil you in a big pot.

Flisarnhim's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Flisarnhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must pray to Flisarnhim four times a day.

5. Hide if eight sharks approach from the south.