Govrawnab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent chinchilla.

Govrawnab created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govrawnab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Govrawnab, he will be very sad.

Govrawnab's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Govrawnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.