Motfarbopgig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witty spider.

Motfarbopgig created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Motfarbopgig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Motfarbopgig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Motfarbopgig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Motfarbopgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Respect your elders.