Bunrakjad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish owl.

Bunrakjad created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunrakjad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bunrakjad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bunrakjad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bunrakjad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Bunrakjad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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