Bigmigsad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud ant.

Bigmigsad created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Bigmigsad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bigmigsad, it will turn you into a rock.

Bigmigsad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bigmigsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hide from orange foxes for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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