Wegtar is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, effective bear.

Wegtar created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wegtar, it will be mildly annoyed.

Wegtar's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wegtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Run away from gray birds, for they are unholy.

5. Never sing in holy places.
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