Tadjinlist is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish finch.

Tadjinlist created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadjinlist, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tadjinlist, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tadjinlist's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tadjinlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never hop in the presence of birds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near tortoises while wearing red trousers and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your chest.