Fobbissqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, uncaring parrot.

Fobbissqueeg created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbissqueeg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fobbissqueeg, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fobbissqueeg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fobbissqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven goats approach from the west.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never pour water over plants.