Fobbissqueeg is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, uncaring
parrot.
Fobbissqueeg created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fobbissqueeg, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fobbissqueeg, she will turn you into a sheep.
Fobbissqueeg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Fobbissqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Run away if seven goats approach from the west.
2. Never look at stars.
3. Always help sick doves.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never pour water over plants.