Nakkincud is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful
scorpion.
Nakkincud created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nakkincud, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Nakkincud, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Nakkincud's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Nakkincud's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never write about asteroids.
5. Always pray immersed in water.