Rigmumdandad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented raven.

Rigmumdandad created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigmumdandad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rigmumdandad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Rigmumdandad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rigmumdandad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rigmumdandad.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near tortoises while wearing fawn stockings and balancing five lead spheres on your head.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Do not take Rigmumdandad's name in vain.