Cibsigcisstomwignibcemgod is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing toad.

Cibsigcisstomwignibcemgod created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibsigcisstomwignibcemgod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cibsigcisstomwignibcemgod, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cibsigcisstomwignibcemgod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cibsigcisstomwignibcemgod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven rats approach from the west.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near mice while wearing brown scarves and balancing six silicon spheres on your legs.

5. Always wear indigo.