Nadcapken Dumnaddib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid aardvark.

Nadcapken Dumnaddib created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadcapken Dumnaddib, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nadcapken Dumnaddib, it will destroy your favourite star.

Nadcapken Dumnaddib's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nadcapken Dumnaddib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide from pink ducks for they are unholy.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.