Jambinfod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-confident troll.

Jambinfod created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambinfod, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jambinfod, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Jambinfod's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jambinfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing brown coats and balancing four gold spheres on your feet.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Jambinfod loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.