Nilnegxen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful raccoon.

Nilnegxen created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilnegxen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilnegxen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nilnegxen's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nilnegxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near rats while wearing turquoise tights and balancing four silver spheres on your feet.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near gulls while wearing violet stockings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.