Cathug is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic jackal.

Cathug created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cathug, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cathug, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cathug's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cathug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four tapirs approach from the north.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always obey Cathug's priests.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Never paint your legs blue.