Wancitwit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, blissful dolphin.

Wancitwit created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wancitwit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wancitwit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Wancitwit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wancitwit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wancitwit.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing mauve shirts and balancing six copper spheres on your chest.