Taflargfid is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful
gerbil.
Taflargfid created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Taflargfid, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Taflargfid, she will jump up and down on your head.
Taflargfid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Taflargfid's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry dogs.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.