Taflargfid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful gerbil.

Taflargfid created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taflargfid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Taflargfid, she will jump up and down on your head.

Taflargfid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Taflargfid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.