Cebrakhak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident manatee.

Cebrakhak created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebrakhak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebrakhak, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cebrakhak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cebrakhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebrakhak.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Run away if seven geese approach from the north.
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