Dumsidquag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical hippopotamus.

Dumsidquag created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumsidquag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dumsidquag, he will turn you into a tree.

Dumsidquag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dumsidquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. You must never eat turnips.