Hotcubbenfob is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking dugong.

Hotcubbenfob created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotcubbenfob, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hotcubbenfob, it will not care at all.

Hotcubbenfob's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hotcubbenfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

5. Never sit near manatees.