Fidligmin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, caring otter.

Fidligmin created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidligmin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fidligmin, she will turn you into a rock.

Fidligmin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fidligmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five rats in a large pit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Fidligmin loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing gray scarves and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

5. Never eat wheat.