Nullappark is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, quiet gerbil.

Nullappark created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Nullappark, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nullappark, she will jump up and down on your head.

Nullappark's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nullappark's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.