Mifbisskom Lambutsab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable bear.

Mifbisskom Lambutsab created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mifbisskom Lambutsab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifbisskom Lambutsab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mifbisskom Lambutsab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mifbisskom Lambutsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must love Mifbisskom Lambutsab.