Targlikdobced is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy guinea pig.

Targlikdobced created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targlikdobced, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Targlikdobced, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Targlikdobced's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Targlikdobced's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not stand on grass.