Popcunlit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty fly.

Popcunlit created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Popcunlit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Popcunlit, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Popcunlit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Popcunlit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Popcunlit must be the most important thing in your life.