Lamdanlincentargcedtab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying camel.

Lamdanlincentargcedtab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lamdanlincentargcedtab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lamdanlincentargcedtab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Lamdanlincentargcedtab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lamdanlincentargcedtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. You must love Lamdanlincentargcedtab.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the east.