Dongamgem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless otter.

Dongamgem created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dongamgem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dongamgem, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dongamgem's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dongamgem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight snakes approach from the east.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not make images of living things.