Dod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, effective crocodile.

Dod created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dod, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dod, he will be very unhappy.

Dod's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Run away from violet hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Dod must be the most important thing in your life.