Tettixenpag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unjust deer.

Tettixenpag created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettixenpag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tettixenpag, she will manifest in front of you.

Tettixenpag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tettixenpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Tettixenpag on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tettixenpag.