Hamdamciss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witty dragon.

Hamdamciss created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Hamdamciss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hamdamciss, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hamdamciss' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Hamdamciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never look at black holes.