Hatgumquillyogrullpogyar is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish butterfly.

Hatgumquillyogrullpogyar created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatgumquillyogrullpogyar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hatgumquillyogrullpogyar, she will strike you with lightening.

Hatgumquillyogrullpogyar's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hatgumquillyogrullpogyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away if six tortoises approach from the west.