Fotrigweg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, confident squid.

Fotrigweg created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotrigweg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fotrigweg, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fotrigweg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fotrigweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the east.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fotrigweg.