Yamvabmab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciful lion.

Yamvabmab created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamvabmab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yamvabmab, she will remove you from existence.

Yamvabmab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yamvabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide from purple pigs for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.