Gabbossbod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing porpoise.

Gabbossbod created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbossbod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gabbossbod, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gabbossbod's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gabbossbod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gabbossbod first in all things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.