Weehanhenbapbedhon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, conceited fox.

Weehanhenbapbedhon created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Weehanhenbapbedhon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weehanhenbapbedhon, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Weehanhenbapbedhon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Weehanhenbapbedhon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Weehanhenbapbedhon on top of all buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.