Timgesslist is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited warg.

Timgesslist created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Timgesslist, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Timgesslist, he will laugh at you.

Timgesslist's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Timgesslist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.